日期: 2010 年 11 月 14 日

爱国主义教育烂片

我想象了一个故事，这个故事改变了我。

“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
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“Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat.”
“it is nevar put with the wrong end in front.”
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Auther's Note

Enquiries have been so often addressed to me, as to whether any answer to the Hatter's Riddle can be imagined, that I may as well put on record here what seems to me to be a fairly appropriate answer, viz. 'Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!' This, however, is merely an afterthought: the Riddle, as originally invented, had no answer at all.

Christmas 1896